LakersLivePromo=ME
GarlicFryLover=ME
Big Sucka=IM name protected (Im not that mean)
Part 1: My introduction
LakersLivePromo: Congratulations Tony Harris you have been selected to compete in the Lakers Live Half Court Shot on Tuesday April 10! If you can answer 5 out of 10 questions correct you will be one of three fans shooting Tuesday!
Big Sucka: who is this?
Big Sucka: okay
Big Sucka: okay!!!
LakersLivePromo: Are you available Tuesday and are you ready for the questions Tony!
Big Sucka: yes
LakersLivePromo: 1. What year did the Los Angeles Lakers move into the amazing Staples Center... you will now have 20 seconds
Big Sucka: 1999
LakersLivePromo: Correct!! Unbelievable time!
Big Sucka: thanks
LakersLivePromo: Who is currently the assist leader on the Los Angeles Lakers.... 1 minute to answer
Big Sucka: derek fisher
Big Sucka: no Kobe bryant
LakersLivePromo: Sorry worng answer
LakersLivePromo: We must go with Derek
Big Sucka: it\'s Kobe, right
Big Sucka: fair enough
Big Sucka: I\'m ready for #3
LakersLivePromo: Next question: What is Phil Jacksons favorite Staples Center treat
Big Sucka: garlic fries?
LakersLivePromo: Yes!!!!
Big Sucka: wow!
Big Sucka: That was a lucky guess!
Big Sucka: That\'s my favorite
LakersLivePromo: Ok ready for more?
Big Sucka: yes!
LakersLivePromo: What shoe size does Shaq wear?
Big Sucka: 23
Big Sucka: :-
LakersLivePromo: Sorry 22g
Big Sucka: doh!
Big Sucka: what\'s my score?
Big Sucka: so far?
LakersLivePromo: 3-2
Big Sucka: okay
Big Sucka: By the way, what would I be shooting for if I won this?
LakersLivePromo: What former Lakers coach now holds the assistant coaching position for the Dallas Mavericks
Big Sucka: Del Harris
LakersLivePromo: Correct!
Big Sucka: :-)
LakersLivePromo: Making the shot will make you an instant season court side seat ticket holder!
Big Sucka: DAMN!
Big Sucka: :-D
LakersLivePromo: As well as proud of a brand new Ram Dodge Truck
Big Sucka: that\'s nice!
Big Sucka: oooh!
Big Sucka: How many people have made the half court shot?
LakersLivePromo: Okay Tony 4-2 ready?
Big Sucka: yes
LakersLivePromo: What is Chick Hearns middle name? One minute
Big Sucka: Francis
LakersLivePromo: Wow what a fan!
Big Sucka: :-)
Big Sucka: Thanks
LakersLivePromo: Ok Tony one more right an you\'ll be shooting...
Big Sucka: I\'m ready!
LakersLivePromo: Who coined the phrase \"3 point-a-roo\"
Big Sucka: um...
Big Sucka: Bob McAdoo?
LakersLivePromo: Sorry Chick Hearn
Big Sucka: my bad
Big Sucka: 2 left right?
Big Sucka: gotta get one of the last two
Big Sucka: I thought you wouldn\'t do 2 Check Hearn questions in a row
Big Sucka: :-(
LakersLivePromo: What special guest singer was present at the 2002 Lakers Championship parade?
Big Sucka: still there?
LakersLivePromo: 20 seconds Tony
LakersLivePromo: 5
LakersLivePromo: 4
LakersLivePromo: 3
Big Sucka: Jeffrey Osborne
LakersLivePromo: Sorry Paula Abdul
LakersLivePromo: Ok Tony it has come down to the buzzer... one last question..are you ready????
Big Sucka: yes
LakersLivePromo: What current Laker is nick named \"Little KiKi\"
LakersLivePromo: One minute
Big Sucka: Kareem Rush
Big Sucka: Please god tell me that was right?
Big Sucka: =-O
Big Sucka: PLEASE!
Big Sucka: that was too hard!
Big Sucka: Please
Big Sucka: I;m dying here!
LakersLivePromo: Im sorry Tony... Jannero Pargo... thanks for playing the Lakers Live Half Court Shot trivia
Big Sucka: Noooooooooo!
Big Sucka: Please one more chance!
Big Sucka: Please!
LakersLivePromo: Im sorry... thanks for playing... hope to see ya at a future game!!
Big Sucka: So close!
Big Sucka: Do I get a parting gift?
Big Sucka: I wanna cry..
Big Sucka: I can\'t believe this...
LakersLivePromo: We will send you a voucher for a Lakers head band from Team LA in the mail... thanks for playing.
Big Sucka: How did you find my IM screenname
Big Sucka: Do you have my address?
Big Sucka: Thank you for selecting me to particiate
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Part 2 (the next day)
Garlic Fry Lover: Hello Tony, This is Phil Jackson with the Los Angeles Lakers! How would you like to win a life time supply of Staples Garlic Fries!!
Big Sucka: who is this?
Big Sucka: is this a joke?
Garlic Fry Lover: Hello Tony, This is Phil Jackson with the Los Angeles Lakers! How would you like to win a life time supply of Staples Garlic Fries!!
Big Sucka: okay
Garlic Fry Lover: All you have to do is answer 2 out of 3 questions!
Big Sucka: okay
Big Sucka: is this the same person I talked to yesterday?
Big Sucka: How about another chance at a half court shot?
Garlic Fry Lover: Name 2 more items that are avaible at the food and beverage stand and the world famous Staples Center
Big Sucka: Pretzels and beer
Garlic Fry Lover: Correct!
Big Sucka: aren\'t you in Memphis right now, Phil?
Big Sucka: ;-)
Garlic Fry Lover: How many feathers are on a Purdue Chicken?
Big Sucka: lemme chack my copy of 3 feet high and rising
Garlic Fry Lover: Incorrect!
Big Sucka: You tell me
Garlic Fry Lover: Last question!
Big Sucka: WHO IS THIS!
Garlic Fry Lover: Who is responsible for fooling your ass yesterday?
Big Sucka: =-O
Big Sucka: >:-o
Garlic Fry Lover: Wrong answer!
Big Sucka: WO IS THIS
Garlic Fry Lover: Still incorrect!
Big Sucka: I give up!
Garlic Fry Lover: ....I guess this will remain as one of lifes unsolved mysteries....
Garlic Fry Lover: \"Bye For Now\"
Big Sucka: yo
Big Sucka: who is this?
Garlic Fry Lover: Hello Tony, This is Phil Jackson with the Los Angeles Lakers! How would you like to win a life time supply of Staples Garlic Fries!!
Big Sucka: haha
Big Sucka: no thanks
Garlic Fry Lover: How bout hot dogs?
Big Sucka: no thanks
Garlic Fry Lover: Pretzels?
Big Sucka: okay
Garlic Fry Lover: Beer?
Big Sucka: no
Garlic Fry Lover: Who is responsible for fooling your ass yesterday?
Big Sucka: i will figure out who this is
Garlic Fry Lover: and.....
Big Sucka: you tell me
Big Sucka: gimme a hint
Garlic Fry Lover: I will bet you court side seats that you wont
Big Sucka: gimme a clue
Garlic Fry Lover: First Name: You
Big Sucka: ???
Garlic Fry Lover: Middle Name: Are A
Garlic Fry Lover: Last name: Homo
Big Sucka: oooh! you must know me sooo well!
Garlic Fry Lover: Three-Point-A-Roo!!
Big Sucka: Are you in first grade?
Garlic Fry Lover: No but I Grade A fooled ya 8-)
Big Sucka: you sure did
Garlic Fry Lover: ;-)
Big Sucka: you win
Garlic Fry Lover: :-) Muhahhahahahha
Big Sucka: you got me
Big Sucka: what now?
Garlic Fry Lover: Now you watch the next season on TV
Big Sucka: whatever
Big Sucka: I know who this is
Big Sucka: :-)
Big Sucka: I guess that means you got the tickets
Big Sucka: you\'re welcome
Big Sucka: That\'s what I thought!
Garlic Fry Lover: Your amazing..yes its me!
Big Sucka: I knoew it Scott
Garlic Fry Lover: hahhahah oh well
Garlic Fry Lover: Thanks for the tix
Big Sucka: i hope you\'re happy
Garlic Fry Lover: I gotta run.... call me later
Big Sucka: that\'s okay
Big Sucka: I WONT
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Part 3 (6 months later I randomly sign on this name)
Big Sucka: who you fucking with today?
LakersLivePromo: Sorry this promotion has ended
Big Sucka: I bet it has!!!!
Big Sucka: lose the act
LakersLivePromo: Sorry this promotion has ended
LakersLivePromo: Sorry this promotion has ended
Big Sucka: pathetic
LakersLivePromo: Sorry this promotion has ended
Big Sucka: Scott Larsen
Big Sucka: =-O
Big Sucka: I thougth so
Big Sucka: Scott Larsen #### #### redlands, CA92374USA
LakersLivePromo: Sorry Scott Larsen is an unrecognized user name
Big Sucka: whatever Scott
LakersLivePromo: Congratulations Tony Harris you have been selected to compete in the Lakers Live Half Court Shot on Tuesday April 10! If you can answer 5 out of 10 questions correct you will be one of three fans shooting Tuesday!
Big Sucka: I thought the promotion had ended?
LakersLivePromo: You know whats really funny?
Big Sucka: what
LakersLivePromo: I have no clue who Scott Larsen is... you may be the biggest sucker I have run into yet \"=-O\"
Big Sucka: dude, who the fuck do you think I am???
Big Sucka: you already told me your name
LakersLivePromo: ...but I will send him a letter with the address you just gave me from you thanking him
Big Sucka: please do
LakersLivePromo: ....lol....sucker
LakersLivePromo: And furthermore... if you are sooo sure that I am Scott Larsen... then why dont you give me a call... so I can really laugh at you...
LakersLivePromo: ...some people... this should be on tv
Big Sucka: now
Big Sucka: how would I get your nuimber?
Big Sucka: you are so dumb
LakersLivePromo: you tell me... I dont know Scott Larsen..... hahaha I am dumb....no...legt me show you how you are dumb
\"LakersLivePromo:
LakersLivePromo: Next question: What is Phil Jacksons favorite Staples Center treat
Big Sucka: garlic fries?
LakersLivePromo: Yes!!!!
Big Sucka: wow!
Big Sucka: That was a lucky guess!
Big Sucka: That\'s my favorite \"
LakersLivePromo: Now thats dumb
LakersLivePromo: hhhahahahahhahahahah
Big Sucka: do you have a life?
LakersLivePromo: The better question is do you? Youre the one that thinks you can win laker tickets from a random IM
LakersLivePromo: MUAHAHAHHAHA
Big Sucka: you got me
LakersLivePromo:....see ya sucka
