I\'m a Rhinoceroses
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![](http://www.flurl.com/flurl_it?url=http://www.monkeydoo.com/view/pranks/29/i\'m_a_rhinoceroses.html&title=I\'m a Rhinoceroses&description=<font size=\"4\"><span style=\"color: orange;\">sexysusan</span>: I\'m a Japanese schoolgirl, what are you. <br /><span style=\"color: red;\">J-Dogg</span>: A Rhinoceros. Well, hung like one, that�s for sure. <br /><span style=\"color: orange;\">sexysusan</span>: Haha, ok lets go. <br /><span style=\"color: orange;\">sexysusan</span>: I put my hand through your hair, and kiss you on the neck. <br /><span style=\"color: red;\">J-Dogg</span>: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory. <br /><span style=\"color: orange;\">sexysusan</span>: Haha, ok, you know that turns me on. <br /><span style=\"color: orange;\">sexysusan</span>: I start unbuttoning your shirt. <br /><span style=\"color: red;\">J-Dogg</span>: Rhinoceroses don\'t were shirts. <br /><span style=\"color: orange;\">sexysusan</span>: No, you�re not really a Rhinoceros silly, its just part of the game. <br /><span style=\"color: red;\">J-Dogg</span>: Rhinoceroses don\'t play games. They f***ing charge your ass. <br /><span style=\"color: orange;\">sexysusan</span>: Stop, c\'mon be serious. <br /><span style=\"color: red;\">J-Dogg</span>: It doesn\'t get any more serious than a Rhinoceros about to charge your ass. <br /><span style=\"color: red;\">J-Dogg</span>: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet. <br /><span style=\"color: orange;\">sexysusan</span>: That�s it. <br /><span style=\"color: red;\">J-Dogg</span>: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red rag doll suspended in the air on my mighty horn. <br /><span style=\"color: red;\">J-Dogg</span>: Goddamn am I hard now. </font>&category_name=AIM Pranks&thumbnail_url=http://www.monkeydoo.com/data/images/08/0735fcc0b99dcf92946435709320ebd9.gif)
sexysusan: I\'m a Japanese schoolgirl, what are you.
J-Dogg: A Rhinoceros. Well, hung like one, that�s for sure.
sexysusan: Haha, ok lets go.
sexysusan: I put my hand through your hair, and kiss you on the neck.
J-Dogg: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
sexysusan: Haha, ok, you know that turns me on.
sexysusan: I start unbuttoning your shirt.
J-Dogg: Rhinoceroses don\'t were shirts.
sexysusan: No, you�re not really a Rhinoceros silly, its just part of the game.
J-Dogg: Rhinoceroses don\'t play games. They f***ing charge your ass.
sexysusan: Stop, c\'mon be serious.
J-Dogg: It doesn\'t get any more serious than a Rhinoceros about to charge your ass.
J-Dogg: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
sexysusan: That�s it.
J-Dogg: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red rag doll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
J-Dogg: Goddamn am I hard now.
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