![](http://www.flurl.com/flurl_it?url=http://www.monkeydoo.com/view/pranks/30/vegetable_erotica.html&title=Vegetable Erotica&description=<p class="MsoNormal"><font size="4"><span style="color: orange;">Katey69</span>: Sure, you into vegetables? <br /><span style="color: red;">J-Dogg</span>: What like gardening and shit? <br /><span style="color: orange;">Katey69</span>: Yeah, something like that. <br /><span style="color: red;">J-Dogg</span>: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out <br /><span style="color: red;">J-Dogg</span>: You bend over to harvest your radishes. </font> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><font size="4"><span style="color: orange;">Katey69</span>: is that it? <br /><span style="color: red;">J-Dogg</span>: You water your tomato patch. <br /><span style="color: red;">J-Dogg</span>: Are you ready for my fresh produce? <br /><span style="color: orange;">Katey69</span>: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me? <br /><span style="color: red;">J-Dogg</span>: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily. <br /><span style="color: red;">J-Dogg</span>: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains. <br /><span style="color: orange;">Katey69</span>: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis. <br /><span style="color: red;">J-Dogg</span>: My zucchini caresses your carrots. <br /><span style="color: red;">J-Dogg</span>: Damn baby your right, this shit is HOT. <br /><span style="color: orange;">Katey69</span><span style="color: black;">: </span>... <br /><span style="color: red;">J-Dogg</span>: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love. <br /><span style="color: orange;">Katey69</span>: What the fu**k is this madlibs? I'm outta here. <br /><span style="color: red;">J-Dogg</span>: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see, bitch. <br /><span style="color: orange;">Katey69</span>: Whatever.</font> </p> &category_name=AIM Pranks&thumbnail_url=http://www.monkeydoo.com/data/images/6e/6e67b93a74bcf936e1335438cb010ce5.jpg)
Katey69: Sure, you into vegetables?
J-Dogg: What like gardening and shit?
Katey69: Yeah, something like that.
J-Dogg: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out
J-Dogg: You bend over to harvest your radishes.
Katey69: is that it?
J-Dogg: You water your tomato patch.
J-Dogg: Are you ready for my fresh produce?
Katey69: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
J-Dogg: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily.
J-Dogg: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains.
Katey69: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
J-Dogg: My zucchini caresses your carrots.
J-Dogg: Damn baby your right, this shit is HOT.
Katey69: ...
J-Dogg: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
Katey69: What the fu**k is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
J-Dogg: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see, bitch.
Katey69: Whatever.
